The Tale of Custard The Dragon
Belinda lived in a little white house,
With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse,
And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon,
And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon.
Now the name of the little black kitten was Ink,
And the little gray mouse, she called her Blink,
And the little yellow dog was sharp as Mustard,
But the dragon was a coward, and she called him Custard.
Custard the dragon had big sharp teeth,
And spikes on top of him and scales underneath,
Mouth like a fireplace, chimney for a nose,
And realio, trulio, daggers on his toes.
Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears,
And Ink and Blink chased lions down the stairs,
Mustard was as brave as a tiger in a rage,
But Custard cried for a nice safe cage.
Belinda tickled him, she tickled him unmerciful,
Ink, Blink and Mustard, they rudely called him
Percival,
They all sat laughing in the little red wagon
At the realio, trulio, cowardly dragon.
Belinda giggled till she shook the house,
And Blink said Week!, which is giggling for a
mouse,
Ink and Mustard rudely asked his age,
When Custard cried for a nice safe cage.
Suddenly, suddenly they heard a nasty sound,
And Mustard growled, and they all looked around.
Meowch! cried Ink, and Ooh! cried Belinda,
For there was a pirate, climbing in the winda.
Pistol in his left hand, pistol in his right,
And he held in his teeth a cutlass bright,
His beard was black, one leg was wood;
It was clear that the pirate meant no good.
Belinda paled, and she cried, Help! Help!
But Mustard fled with a terrified yelp,
Ink trickled down to the bottom of the household,
And little mouse Blink was strategically
mouseholed.
But up jumped Custard, snorting like an engine,
Clashed his tail like irons in a dungeon,
With a clatter and a clank and a jangling squirm
He went at the pirate like a robin at a worm!
The pirate gaped at Belinda's dragon,
And gulped some grog from his pocket flagon,
He fired two bullets but they didn't hit,
And Custard gobbled him, every bit!
Belinda embraced him, Mustard licked him,
No one mourned for his pirate victim
Ink and Blink in glee did gyrate
Around the dragon that ate the pyrate.
Belinda still lives in her little white house,
With her little black kitten and her little gray
mouse,
And her little yellow dog and her little red wagon,
And her realio, trulio, little pet dragon.
Belinda is as brave as a barrel full of bears,
And Ink and Blink chase lions down the stairs,
Mustard is as brave as a tiger in a rage,
But Custard keeps crying for a nice safe cage.
Linell Nash Smith and Isabel Nash Eberstadt
"Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death."- Omar Bradley
"I'm very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: only today I happen to have a headache." - Lewis Carroll
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened." ; }
-Montaigne
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Without faith it is impossible to please God.
The Holy Bible
Friday, January 13, 2006
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8 comments:
Cool
As I commented days ago,
I do encounter various
Types of writ, when here I go
But Custard is hilarious!
The poem was very funny, but it was the quotes that really made me laugh, especially this one:
"My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened." -Montaigne
It reminds me of myself as a child, where every tiny disappointment seemed magnified into an earthshattering calamity threatening to ruin my entire life! ;-)
A- I quite enjoyed the poem! I don't believe I'd read it before. Very cute! I love poems, though I confess, I've barely scratched the surface when it comes to being familiar with them, and even fewer have I ever memorized. :)
I think MGBG is right - this would be a great poem to memorize and be able to recite on a whim. Think about how many kids could both learn and take comfort from it... I would have when I was a kid - I was a bit of a cry baby... :-)
Still laughing-
Aj, I am glad you liked it! I thought it quite amusing. :-)
JFC, The poem is hilarious. Thank you for writing the poetry comments, they are fun to read.
Natalie, I know what you mean about the quotes, they made me laugh and I thought they might you all. I am glad that you enjoyed them. :-) Are you a dramatic person?
SJ,I have not memorized nearly enough either, but I love to read poems. I will see if I can come up with some & send them to you while you are at college.
Nate, It would be great to be able to recite that on a whim. I am sure it would help you amuse many children. Thank you for the comment.
I do tend in that direction, but as I get older I have calmed down a little. :-)
Eph1:6Beloved claims I'm dramatic, though, so perhaps I haven't calmed down as much as I think... ;-)
Natalie,
That is fun! With out some dramatic people the world would be a very boring place.
A
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